Mystery messager – who are you?

Back in July, someone left this strange message (embedded and transcribed below).

This is the AT&T relay service… with a relay call for this number. This call is for Adam DuVander.

I would like your assistance in some web development. Some of my PHP has broken and I need some HTML to debug the JavaScript. Please call back at your earliest convenience to discuss this enlightening opportunity. You know want it. Hack it up, Adam. Hack it real good. Do you hear me? Hack like you’ve never hacked before. By the way, I know the street which is named after you. Go ahead.

It’s been an enigma, and I get the feeling the mystery person wants to keep it that way. But as I said at the time, if this was you, tell me. I probably owe you a beer… and possibly some PHP help.

If you’d like to try out the service this person used, here it is. Not that I encourage anyone to take advantage of a free service for the hard-of-hearing.

I can’t believe it took me nearly nine months to share this here. This is one of the best laughs I’ve ever had listening to voicemail.